Monday, August 14, 2006
Three Blind Mice :)
Unfortunately, these mice are not blind! I also don't have pictures of the mice, so that means this post will be pictureless. The story is funny though! Let me set the scene: I am talking to my brother on skype, as the sun is starting to set and I can hear the cow walking around on the roof, and hear voices of our neighbors sitting and talking with each other also on the roof. I am loving the noise of our neighbors, and I'm feeling torn between talking with my brother and hanging out with our neighbors, when all of a sudden, I see a silhouette in the dusk lighten room of a small moving object. As it moves closer I realise what it is. I quickly tell my brother to hold on one second, as I grab the closest and longest object I could find (a shoe). I approach the little browny gray hair ball, its little petrified body, frozen still, and its heart beating a million miles a minute. In one sweep I manage to sweep it half way across the dining room, in a second and then a third sweep I manage to get it out of the front door, and onto th balacony, where I can pick up a more suitable weapon, a broom. I continue to sweep it across the balcony, when all of a sudden I hear shouts of my Uncle from the terrace above, "marna, marna, kill it, kill it!" to which I replied "I can't, you kill it". No less than 2 seconds later, Aunti (superwoman as we now like to call her) comes barreling around the corner with another broom, when "Whack! Whack! Whack!". Three strikes and you're out my friend, and thus ended the little brown mouse's life. Aunti then proceeds to pick up mouse and starts chasing me around my balcony, I quickly run inside and resume the conversation with my brother, so he is not left hanging too long. After a few minutes we say good bye and I venture upstairs to our roof, where I join our neighbors. After sitting awhile, I notice in the corner a little furry body. It was indeed the same very mouse from our house, only now it was being mauled by our Uncle's dog. That's what you get my friends when you mess with two white girls' house and their "Super Aunti".
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